Mar 3, 2014

Mar 3, 2014


Thank you, Ellen Degeneres, for making the 2014 Oscars the first award show in history that kept me from dozing off at 10:45pm. The night was an absolute success. Now if someone can do me a favor and photoshop me into the selfie above, I will love you forever!

Okay, so let's talk fashion. For once, I am keeping my Oscars best dressed list short & sweet. You're welcome!

Here are more four favorite looks of the night in order of fabulous to fabulous.

1. Lupita Nyong'o in Prada: Thanks to Lupita, we are now all going bat shit crazy for "Nairobi Blue." This girl is the real deal on screen & on the red carpet. And let's not forget her speech. She is so eloquently spoken. A true inspirtaion! She has made the impossible possible by proving she can wear every color of the rainbow flawlessly. While saving the best for last, of course! Lupita looks like a Nairobian Cinderella! She may be the only person in history that can pull off an extreme plunging neckline without looking like a whore. And let's not forget the exquisite Fred Leighton jewels & headband. I think headband stocks just skyrocketed. 

 
2. Kate Hudson in Atelier Versace: She may not have been up for an award, but holy hell did she look like a winner! This dress is old Hollywood glamour at it's best. The silhouette, the beading, the CAPE! I now want to wear a cape with everything! Even my pajamas. This may be the best she has ever looked by far. Bravo!


3. Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive: Now what is a best dressed list without Cate Blanchett? It wasn't until Cate won Best Actress for "Blue Jasmine" that I was able to see the incredible dégradé sequins and light gold Swarovski crystal baguette detailing of this Armani Prive gown. This gown belongs in a freakin' museum! She is an absolute vision. I always admire her adventurous red carpet fashion.   
















4. Olivia Wilde in Valentino: Can I please start by pointing out that this bitch is 7 months pregnant! 7 months freakin' pregnant!!! I am just about 4.5 months along and I feel like heifer and a half! This Valentino dress is perfectly tailored to skim over that adorable little baby bump she's been sporting. This black column dress may look super simple from the front, but the back is anything but! The bow behind the neck and white detail down the back adds an unexpected touch of edge that is to die for. I will be praying to the baby gods above every night from now on that I look even a fraction as good as Olivia when I hit the 7 month mark.

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Now let's talk awards!

For those of you, who are like me, and actually give a shit about the awards...
Here is a full list of last night's Oscar winners (with some mild commentary)!

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)
AWESOME

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

The Great Gatsby

AWESOME

BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING

Dallas Buyers Club

AWESOME

BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILM

Mr. Hublot

INDIFFERENT

BEST ANIMATED FILM

Frozen

AWESOME

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Gravity

MEH

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM

Helium

INDIFFERENT

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT

The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life

INDIFFERENT

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

20 Feet From Stardom

INDIFFERENT

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

The Great Beauty

INDIFFERENT

BEST SOUND MIXING

Gravity

MEH

BEST SOUND EDITING

Gravity

MEH

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years a Slave)
DOUBLE AWESOME


BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Gravity

MEH

BEST FILM EDITING

Gravity

MEH

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

The Great Gatsby

AWESOME

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Gravity

MEH

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

“Let It Go”/Frozen

DOUBLE AWESOME

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

12 Years a Slave

AWESOME

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Her

MEH

BEST DIRECTOR
Alfonso Cuarón (Gravity)
MEH

BEST ACTRESS
Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
DOUBLE AWESOME
BEST ACTOR
Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!
BEST PICTURE

12 Years a Slave

AWESOME
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And now, I leave you with this!


Lupita Nyong'o being "Gone with the Wind Fabulous!"


gif: tumblr
images: elle

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